If you keep looking like that…
He: If you keep looking like that I am going to kiss you. She: Well hurry up, I can’t hold this expression much longer.
Love defined by A 5 year old Girl -“Love is when he takes my chocolates and comes back with its wrapper
A 10 year old Girl -“Love is when we work for a project and he intentionally touch my hand trying to get a pen !”
A 15 year old Girl -” Love is when we get caught bunking and he takes the blame ”
An 18 year old Girl -” Love is when at farewell he hugs me saying ’ keep in touch’ !”
A 21 year old Girl -” Love is when he runs from college with me just for a week long trip together !!”
A 26 year old -“Love is when he proposes me with a rose and makes a fool of himself, and says ‘U know i love You’ ”
A 35 year old woman -“love is when he cleans the house seeing me tired”
A 50 year old woman -” love is when he is ill and still cracks a joke just me laugh !
A 60 year old woman -‘love is when he is taking his last breath and saying, ’ I am glad as you know what love is„’and leaves me with a tear forever”
**** A Canadian, Iraqi and an Israeli ****
Three guys, a Canadian, an Iraqi and an Israeli are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. “I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes total,” says the Genie. The Canadian says, “I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada.” With a blink of the Genie’s eye, ‘FOOM’ the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
The Iraqi was amazed, so he said, “I want a wall around Iraq, so that no infidels, Chri$tians or Jews, can come into our precious state.” Again, with a blink of the Genie’s eye, ‘POOF’ there was a huge wall around Iraq.
Izzy Goldberg, the Israeli asks, “I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.” The Genie explains, “Well, it’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out.” Izzy says, “Fill it up with water”